I get so fed up sometimes.
I know it's not all men.
But this socialization of underdeveloped communicators, of treating me like I'm a drive through window and you're hungry and drunk af, it's unaccaeptable.
It's not everyone. I am so lucky and grateful to have loads of sweet, communicative, lovely, respectful, concise and to the point clients who have done their research and reach out ready to have a coherent conversation and set up a session.
Some weeks though, especially at the end of my moon cycle and as the moon is growing, my work phone messages, IG messages and email just read like an irritating ass-hat parade.
I'm not going to hold back here. It can be tiring to do intake. I'm mostly dealing with men who haven't been taught how to treat a sensual healer. And it seems they haven't thought critically about it because if they did they might come to the conclusion that we are human and enjoy being treated as such, with respect and consideration.
In other words, a DM in my inbox that says, Hey Cunt, makes me sad for you and the time we both wasted in that non-interaction.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that everyone who reaches out is desiring some form of connection. Whether it is just to play this little cat and mouse game of asking me questions that you could easily find right here on my website (Is that flirting!? Is that what that is??) or to actually schedule a time to come in and connect in the flesh. Either way, here are a few pointers.
First of all if it's games you want, I've got games. Let's choose some better ones than you not checking out my site before you reach out. Look into what I offer, look at the rates and even learn a bit about me if you're interested. Then reach out when you're ready to book. We can play some titalating games in person, once you arrive ;)
When you reach out please introduce yourself first. Tell me what you want me to call you. It's just polite. Next, in as close to a full sentence as possible, tell me what you are texting/calling about. You'd like to know my availability for the day? Wondering if I offer P-spot massage? Do I have an opening next week?
Please feel free to share where you are at emotionally/mentally/physically/spiritually as you are reaching out to book. All the levels are involved so it is relevant.
Also, be ready if you are new to me, to undergo a swift and painless screening process. I'll need to speak with a practitioner you've seen before to get a reference. I'll also need a link to their ad and website. I'll need to ask you a few easy intake questions and we can be on our way to Bliss-Land.
The whole thing can be fun and easy when you drop the shame/weirdness/creepy-feeling you have around sexuality and the open sharing of it.
We're just humans. Doing our best. Right?